Dementia for 2

Here is some more warped humor from the Alzheimer's Table.

Last week as I was adjusting Granny and her bed covers, she likes everything just so or she fiddles with it until it is (now you know where I get it), I had her roll over on her side. The nurse call button was within her reach. She says, "Look! This is an eyeball!" and proceeds to push it. Now it doesn't dawn on me what has happened even after the aide comes in the room.

I didn't realize until after I left that Granny had "poked" the eye. I still laugh when I think about it. Hope this cheers ya'll up today!